Jokes
If you own a big nail, you've gotta have a good sense of humor. Here are some of our favorite 'nail' jokes:
- Two guys were doing construction on a house. One of them who was nailing down siding would reach into his nail pouch, pull out a nail, and then either toss it over his shoulder or nail it into the siding. The other guy, figuring this was worth looking into, asked, "Why are you throwing those nails away?" The first guy explained, "If I pull a nail out of my pouch and it's pointed towards me, I throw it away 'cause it's defective. If it's pointed toward the house, then I nail it into the siding." The second guy was outraged. He yelled, "You moron! The nails pointed towards you aren't defective! They're for the other side of the house!"
- Parent: Doctor, doctor, Cuthbert keeps biting his nails!
Doctor: That's not serious in a child.
Parent: But Cuthbert bites his toe nails.
- First cannibal: Your son's very full of himself isn't he?
Second cannibal: Yes, that's because he bites his nails.
- "I'm very worried about my little boy's nail biting habit," a woman said to her doctor. "Nail biting is very common in youngsters," said the doctor. "What! Six inch rusty ones?"
- What did the vampire do to stop his son biting his nails? He cut all his fingers off.
- How do you keep a Nail-Lover in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow!